![]() Sally Brown from “You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown” – I Got a C I lost him in the marshes, got on his track again near Bread Fruit Wood, and brought him down with an arrow in Firefly Grove.” He went spinning down the rapids, down I went in pursuit he clambered ashore, I clambered ashore away we tore helter-skelter up the hill and down again. There was nothing for it but to try and run them down, so I singled out a fat buck and away we went down the shore of the lake, up the valley of rolling stones he doubled into Brawling River and took to the water, but I swam after him the river is only half a mile broad there, but it runs strong. However, they spotted me and then the fun began. “I sighted a herd near Penguin’s Creek, but had to creep round Silver Lake to get to windward of them. Better yet, get two if you can… then if one turns out to be fussy, you can always switch them.”ĭownload This Monologue Here Lady Mary from “The Admirable Crichton” – A Herd Near Penguins Creek And, Grace, don’t use just anybody’s baby for Jesus… get a quiet one. ![]() They think because it’s a play that they have to wear lipstick, and it looks terrible. Bob could do that, and he could keep an eye on the shepherds too. You’ll have to get someone to push the baby angels on, otherwise they get in each other’s way and bend their wings. I just hope you don’t have too many baby angels, Grace, because they’ll be your biggest problem. And don’t let them wear clunky shoes or high heels. Remind the angel choir not to stare at the audience, and don’t let them wear earrings and things like that. And I tell them, there are no small parts, only small actors. Frankly, I don’t ever spend much time on Joseph because it’s always Elmer Hopkins, and he knows all about Mary and Joseph, but I do explain about the Wise Men and the shepherds and how important they are. Here’s what I do - I always start with Mary and tell them we must choose our Mary carefully because Mary was the mother of Jesus… Yes, and then I tell them about Joseph, that he was God’s choice to be Jesus’ father. “tell you again, Grace, how important it is to give everyone a chance. Armstrong from “The Best Christmas Pageant Ever” – Give Everyone a Chance Soon as you take the weight off your feet, down it all comes on your head.” Squire, Squire, Hackham, and hold on, I’ll go and look. Squire Squire, Hackham and who’s the other one…? No, they’re not in Spain, they’re next to the phone in the study. I look after the house for him, but I go home at one o’clock on Wednesday, only I’ve got a nice plate of sardines to put my feet up with, because it’s the royal what’s-it’s called on the telly - the royal you know - where’s the paper, then? And if it’s to do with letting the house then you’ll have to ring the house-agents, because they’re the agents for the house…. ![]() The one who writes the plays, that’s him, only now he writes them in Spain… No, she’s in Spain, too, they’re all in Spain, there’s no one here… Am I in Spain? No, I’m not in Spain, dear. ![]() Brent’s not here…He lives here, yes, but he don’t live here now because he lives in Spain… Mr. I can’t open sardines and answer the phone. Dotty Otley from “Noises Off” – I Can’t Open the Sardines Can Take a moment to read through and see what stands out for you! Here is our list of comedic monologues for women. If you can’t seem to find the perfect monologue, we’ve put together a list of our favorites. Spend some time before your audition reading through monologues, practicing the ones you’ve narrowed down, and picking one that works at both your talent and comfort level. If you’re going in to audition for a comedy role, it’s crucial that you choose a monologue that will accentuate your talent for comedy.ĭeciding on a monologue is never easy, but it’s typical for performers to find that one monologue resonates with them over another. The perfect monologue can make or break your audition. Finding great comedic monologues for women can be quite tough.
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